Fox News is a media behemoth, and I’ve just finished watching Gutfeld! explore a new epidemic that’s genuinely sweeping Democrats in the US—crying.

On November 5 Donald Trump became President Elect. A billion dollars of electoral spending by the Harris campaign, triple that of Trump’s, told diehard supporters that Kamala would win. Democrat-leaning mainstream media shifted from anti-Zionism to the Harris cause feeding that winning trope for weeks. And Harris lost. She didn’t just lose her presidential race. She cost the Democrats the Senate and looks certain to let Republicans keep the House too.

Greg Gutfeld, with a straight face, told Fox viewers that it was the media’s fault. You’ve got to love it when viewers can’t discern the irony of the media selling ads based on their acceptance of media criticism.

It’s true, however, that Americans are crying. They’re swamping social media particularly TikTok with it. Here’s what’s happening.

They start crying, realise that they should be filming it, stop crying, grab their phones, hit record, start crying again, and upload their psychosis to placate the voices in their heads telling them that they’re important.

Well, I just want to assuage these Gen Zs and Millennials with a truth.

Please don’t cry. If you’re a Jew, Christian, Zoroastrian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Druid regardless of political affiliation—from January 20 2025 you will be able to walk the streets again in safety. Your local commerce will resume. Culture will reopen. Worship will be unrestrained. People will smile.

However, if you’re a teacher, academic, university administrator, student, public servant, healthcare worker, business owner, anti-Zionist agitator, anarchist, politician, or indeed an illegal immigrant or foreign influencer—and you’ve supported Islamist terror online, on campus, in the streets, in your workplaces or in your schools—you need to start running.

It’s totally appropriate that you cry; your infamy is up. Your videos, photos, rants and posts are on record. When Trump promises deportation, believe him. Watch the rest of the Free World catch on.

Till then England, Ireland, Scotland, France, Canada, South Africa or Peru might take you in as aliens. (Sincerely, if you’re LGBTQ+ please don’t try the Middle East, especially Gaza or West Bank. Outside the pluralist protection of Israel, you’ll be killed.)

Just don’t expect the Land of Liberty to look kindly on the freedom from fear and the economic stability you stole from it. The same message should apply across the West and Asia.

Harris lost in a landslide and the earth has only begun shifting.

© 2024 Adam Parker.

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